I've been remiss! Some more!

Dag, yo,I haven't been up to par vis-a-vis the blaughing. And right now, as I realize this, it's way too late to get into the last few days, so I'll just say a few provocative things out of context, which I will elucidate upon tomorrow. Let's see, I've...

• Snuck through a movie...
• Disobeyed clearly posted signs...
• Made Amber insanely jealous (but she doesn't know why yet)...
• Attacked not one, not two, but three men...
• ...wait, maybe four...
• Accepted contraband...
• Smuggled human cargo...

... and now I'm about to go sleep with some woman. Tomorrow, EXPLANATIONS!