I have been asked Questions A Plenty regarding the new stylistic ouvre on my head. For example:
- "When did you do it?"
Last night. (This answer will grow increasingly inaccurate as time passes - "Who did that?"
I did it. I am capable of colorizing my own head, thank you. It's like an Easter egg, but three orders of magnitude larger, and much more firmly attached to my neck. - "Did you use Kool-Ade?"
No. As tempting as it is to turn my head into delicious juice, I used actual dye, as I desired something that would be... you know... effective. - "Why?"
... um... I broke up with my girlfriend Monday. And I therefore reserve the right to be melodramatic. It could be worse.
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