Down the rabbit hole?

I have been informed that there is some sort of Internet tradition regarding Lewis Carrol's birthday that I was previously unaware of. I SHOULD have written a piece of fiction that twists the world around in zany ways, but I did not. I was busy, man. So sue me.

So, instead, read this short story. It's... it's not really comedy; it's rather dark. And it's certainly not lighthearted Victorian fare, but it does present a twisted view of the world, and I suppose it sends you about as far down the rabbit hole as it's possible to go. It's titled Cold Calling, and it's listed under 'Qomedy', a good sign that I'm going to have to rename that section.