Greetings and salutations interneteers! This is your best friend's best friend, Ed. I'm not above making a weblog, though I am above using "OMG," "LOL," and/or "WTF" in my posts. If I have to mention outrageous monkey gymnastics, Louisiana's only library, or the world's tastiest fries, well, I'll just type the whole thing out, thank you very much.
Thursday, July 07, 2005
Tina's okay! She's okay!
Her heart did not burst within her chest, rendering her asunder like anyone of the non-Ripley meatbags in the increasingly-forgettable Alien franchise (or, if you chose to pretend AVP and Resurrection were never made, and I suggest you do, you can refer to it as a 'saga'. I don't think it's unfair to restrict the denotation of 'saga', and force it to ignore those sequels that are best ignored anyway. The Star Wars saga has three films, the franchise six. The Friday the Thirteenth saga has, I think, two, neither of which being Friday the Thirteenth. The Wayne's World saga has two movies, while the Weekend at Bernie's saga has... no... movies. And now, the word 'saga' has lost all meaning. SAGA!).
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