No, I don't know what I'm talking about either!
Greetings and salutations interneteers! This is your best friend's best friend, Ed. I'm not above making a weblog, though I am above using "OMG," "LOL," and/or "WTF" in my posts. If I have to mention outrageous monkey gymnastics, Louisiana's only library, or the world's tastiest fries, well, I'll just type the whole thing out, thank you very much.
Friday, December 03, 2004
Cheez-It!
Pretty lady sent me a box full of food! My joy is untouchable in its vastness! Cheez-It brand snack crackers are included! They are hot and spicy, much like the pretty lady herself! I... I think that was a complement, but I can't be certain I didn't just threaten to kill her and eat her flesh for sustenance! So, just to be on the safe side: Nicole! I do not intend to kill you! And if I do start to kill you, and you aren't digging it, just tell me, and I will stop, because I am an understanding kind of guy! Even if you are very delicious, I will stop immediately!
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