What's this about 85 more words?

You don't deserve 85 more words. You screwed up! You're a bad America! Bad! You don't get a treat tonight! There shall be no regaling of you, by me, tonight! The patented Ed-larity© shall not be seen! Interesting and unusual word choice: eschewed! Excessive verbosity surrounding awkward sentence construction intended to delight and amuse is not gong to be found! References to the Cthulhu Mythos, 'Star Trek' or (inclusive) little yellow ducks are not going to be given, for you, the Internet, which is to say, America, because we all know the Internet belongs to America, everything belongs to America, screwed up today! And I won't stand for it! Go to bed!