TEAM AMERICA! WORLD POLICE!

GO SEE IT! NOW!

I'm not kidding. Go. Now! Don't wait another minute! Don't even bother reading to the end of the post, dash out immediately! Run, run, run!

Okay, then. I guess it's just me, now. Aw... so lonely. Ah, well. At least now I have the opportunity to say whatever I want, without fear of repercussion, because all my loyal readers went out and saw Team America: World Police after that last paragraph. So... yeah... god, I hate other cultures and ethnicities. Why can't they just... you know... be white Americans? So inconsiderate of them! Freaking [ETHNIC SLUR]s!