The Ecstasy: Oh, um... er... [Blushes]. I'll table that one for today. Can't be talking of such things on my mother's birthday.
Happy Birthday, Mom!
Greetings and salutations interneteers! This is your best friend's best friend, Ed. I'm not above making a weblog, though I am above using "OMG," "LOL," and/or "WTF" in my posts. If I have to mention outrageous monkey gymnastics, Louisiana's only library, or the world's tastiest fries, well, I'll just type the whole thing out, thank you very much.
Friday, October 08, 2004
The Agony and the Ecstasy
The Agony: Baseball? What the hell? Why is baseball on UPN? Is... is this some sort of joke? I'm supposed to be watching the season premiere of Enterprise right now! Archer's trapped back in an alternate past with extraterrestrial Nazis! The timeline is in shambles, the ship is in pieces and the Xindi are in their own past and I'm watching freaking baseball? What's wrong with this picture? Besides, of course, everything? I... it... if they don't start the show right after the game I'm going to hold my breath until everybody's face turns blue. I'm not even kidding; this isn't a one-off episode, it's the damned season premier! The HELL, people! This shouldn't even be happening! I'm going to be forced to wait until SUNDAY MORNING to see it! That's more than a DAY! I think I speak without hyperbole when I say that this is the greatest tragedy to ever befall anybody, in the entire history of existence as we know it, forever.
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