So I have a stalker as well.

I more-or-less promised the Khisanth person that she'd get a personalized post if she had a web site of some sort. Well, what do you know? She does! So, I might as well put out some cursory information. She's evident;y decided to become my stalker, but she only stalks my weblog, which is more time-efficient and can be done from Reno or thereabouts. Some have called her Amber. According to her list of interests, she's into 'masturbatory grammatical activities', which, if it means she corrects other people's grammar for the hell of it, is something I do to, or, if it means absolutely anything else, is pretty creepy. So, yeah... good for you Amber. But you aren't from Illinois, so you don't get nearly as big a post. Sorry. Thanks for stalking me, though! It means a lot to me!