And 5, 4, 3, 2, 1...

... and NOW! There we have it. I'm exactly ready for school again. But, I have twenty-five of your Earth-days left. Alas. Also, alack. Also, Alek! I wanna see Alek, and those other people I know! That girl with a car, the stressy redhead, the freakin' Rican, all those folks. Now, don't get me wrong: I love my family. I love my parents, I love my brother, I love my cats, but I'm done. I put my three months in, right? Isn't about time for it to be... you know... over? Aw, jeez, I sound like an ass, don't I? But it's true! I want to see my friends outside of AOL Instant Messenger! I want to have a door with a lock and a bed over the edge of which I don't hang! I need school assignments to make procrastination fun again! I need a steady supply of college guys to whom I can feel superior! Chicago's a whole lot better when there's a New York it can be better than! I have DVDs I have to show people! I have freshmen to alienate and abuse! And what about the secret of Lincoln's gold? Who's gonna solve it if not I? Blast it all! I'm gonna see if I can squeeze in a quick three-week hibernation.