I'm still here! I'm just boring!

I have nothing to say! I'm sorry! Why, why am I up to nothing in particular? I don't feel the need to regale you people with mindless trivialities. I got a new mouse for my laptop. YOU DON'T CARE! I'm eating a marshmallow peep. IT'S UNIMPORTANT! Police dug up the body. WHY AM I TELLING YOU? Why can't I be one of those college students who has the wild parties and crazy friends that bear conversation? My friends are boring! (Except, incidentally, those who happen to read my weblog.) Argh! I need to become insanely interesting, real quick now. I'll work on it.